| Jonnadiah: Red seems to have hit the pot pretty hard. |
| Pvt Red: Nope. Just pull up fchan on my phone after I turn off the light. |
| Nebulious: Do you guys get a story read to you right before bedtime? |
| Pvt Red: Meh, oh well. Imma sleep nao. Gotta defend freedom again tomorow. |
| Pvt Red: I would totally get one if I didnt live in the barracks. |
| Pvt Red: It would prolly be pretty bulky though, especially with a fursuit on. |
| Pvt Red: I wonder wut it would be like to yiff with full combat gear on. I could wear my secksy dark ballistic glasses. |
| Pvt Red: Btw, anyone wanna yiff? =3 |
| Pvt Red: Remember that time conor and I got fleas? lol |
| Pvt Red: Fuck I love this job. US Army Police motherfuckers! XD |
| Pvt Red: Doug makes it a beautiful day too. lol |
| Pvt Red: Plus I got fucking awesome friends too. Seriously, you guys are low maintainance like woah. Like no drama except for lulz. Seriously, you guys are great. |
| Pvt Red: Goddamn life is good. Free housing, cheap food, cool uniforms and guns. I fucking love this job. |
| Jonnadiah: Frankly, I'm surprised Kanye even showed up to this fake shit, Imma go head and go nuts, go apeshit |
| Jonnadiah: Cuz right now you are forsaking us. |
| Jonnadiah: I know you don't like it Conor, but you should bow in the presence of greatness like the rest of us. |
| Conman: "and i ask, cause im not sure...do anyone make real shit any more" |
| Conman: so kanye west is supposed to be closing the vma's tonight...maybe he'll call on daft punk again to hold him up while he shits up terrible rhymes |
| Pvt Red: Imma try to get it today. Gonna hit up best buy, PX, walmart, gamestop. For great justice. |
| Jonnadiah: ::crickets:: |
